Sunday, July 03, 2005

hanging over


I am fucking hung over.

I got sloppety drunk last night and all I remember is me dancing to Shakira and me wrapping to Tupac. Making fun of people's nipples and eating steaming hot food whilst burning my mouth.

Then I raped my husband. And then I passed out.

I am hung over. Real bad.

Can someone volunteer to take my children for a couple days. I do not want to deal.

1 Comments:

Blogger Caro said...

omg! you wrapped presents with tupac?!?!!? i KNEW he was still alive!

;)

heart ya mucho, i wish my dunken night involved me raping my rafting instructor. instead i called a lot of guys i shouldnt have.

life-oh-life.

stay awesome

4:53 AM  

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