Friday, April 29, 2005

Fuck You Red Bitch

I got my fucking period 10 days early.

What. The. Fuck?

No wonder I am tired and dragging ass. No wonder my hair has a life of it's own. No wonder I devoured almost a whole box of Little Debbie Nutty Buddies.

I hate being a fucking woman.

10 Comments:

Blogger Desiree said...

I hear ya...girl do I hear ya...

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Autumn said...

It's better than getting a boner in math class.

I had that discussion with my son. I said, "Talk to dad about what to do if you get a boner in math class."

Then I left the room.

11:12 PM  
Blogger jamwall said...

I often find that the Pi symbol and the pythagoren therom really turn me on.

12:46 AM  
Blogger Janette said...

Amen Mari. My monthly visitor drives me crazy...
I think I would take a math class boner any day over 5 days of painful cramps a month, child birth, menopause....etc.

1:23 AM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Guys don't have it easy, you know. Like, we're always having to decide whether to drink one six-pack before dinner and one six-pack after dinner, or just drink a case and not have dinner. Decisions like these are stressful.

12:44 PM  
Blogger jamwall said...

oh man, that decision kills me everytime!

12:49 PM  
Blogger Karla said...

You said it girl.

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's the breaks

7:56 PM  
Blogger Alisa Lynn Valdes said...

Is it my imagination, or is Jamwall Will Ferrell with a cow bell?

Periods suck. But think of it this way: At least you're not pregnant again...

10:29 PM  
Blogger jamwall said...

more cowbell!!!!!!!

11:34 PM  

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