Sunday, July 03, 2005

hanging over


I am fucking hung over.

I got sloppety drunk last night and all I remember is me dancing to Shakira and me wrapping to Tupac. Making fun of people's nipples and eating steaming hot food whilst burning my mouth.

Then I raped my husband. And then I passed out.

I am hung over. Real bad.

Can someone volunteer to take my children for a couple days. I do not want to deal.

4 Comments:

Blogger QQ said...

WHAT'S THAT?! YOU WANT ME TO BRING OVER SOME SQUID AND FRIED CHICKEN FEET? OK!!! I'll be right over!!

12:15 PM  
Blogger tannia g. robles said...

sounds like the hang over was worth it. you were shakira and tupac all in one night...and you probably had some good sex. i wish i had one of those hangovers.

1:38 PM  
Blogger Janette said...

Sounds like you had fun... and remember Mari... you can't rape the willing! =)

4:49 PM  
Blogger Caro said...

omg! you wrapped presents with tupac?!?!!? i KNEW he was still alive!

;)

heart ya mucho, i wish my dunken night involved me raping my rafting instructor. instead i called a lot of guys i shouldnt have.

life-oh-life.

stay awesome

4:53 AM  

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