Thursday, June 09, 2005

As TOM says...

I've discovered this past week that:

  • them chickens is ash and I am the lotions.
  • People can scare the living shit out of you, and make you back wayyy the fuck up and re-analyze your surroundings.
  • I have a good, pretty much long lost sister, in Maddie.
  • That Maddie has strange people, and lime rinds and salt in her brain.
  • That my eight month old can tire me, the fuck out.
  • That said eight month old needs to be contained in a cage.
  • That when school let out for summer, I got that nostalgic sense of freedom from watching the kids run out of the school and into their yards.
  • That people are not as friendly as they used to be.
  • About bra fat. See Maddie above.
  • About Napoleon Dynamite and how you can be entertained for two hours while quoting him in a conversation, and how you can simultaneously eat tomatoes and salt at the same time.
  • That my husband doesn't always wanna be used as my personal meat supply.
  • That my three and a half year old, wants the pool up, but once pool is up, he decided he is afraid of the water.
  • That I can overcome obstacles and not get down on myself, like I used to.
  • That I have sexy thighs and legs, even though I thought i was so fat, and that they look pretty good in cut off jean shorts.
  • That the man who lives upstairs, was checking out my tits the other day and it made me feel violated, and mad. And therefore I want to smack him like a bitch.
  • That men who come into our country with chainsaws stained with blood, can get away, literally, with murder.
  • That my brother and I love Dave Chappelle "RICK JAMES BITCH!" ... "THE TITTY MILK'S GONE BAD!".
  • That as life may send it my way... I will forever meet strange people and have to learn from them, and then one day, write about their strangeness in my book.

How was your week?


Blogger MaineGirl said...

uh yeah, my week sucked ass.

but your blog makes me smile, so thanks.

7:30 PM  
Blogger Maddie said...

Bow to your sensei. Bow to your sensei!

9:17 PM  
Blogger Maddie said...

I'm gonna leave 3 too dot dot dot because dot dot dot
I got your letter
From the postman
Just the other day
So I decided
To write you this song

9:18 PM  
Blogger Maddie said...

cat piss! BWAAHAHA!!!

9:19 PM  
Blogger Maddie said...

ok, four.
It's T dot O dot M dot!

9:19 PM  
Blogger Mariposa said...

D to the O to the M! DOM & TOM 4-EVER!!!!!!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOO

10:37 PM  
Blogger jamwall said...

"them chickens is ash and I am the lotions."

do the chickens have large talons????

11:39 PM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Well, how friendly you want me to be? (nuzzle, nuzzle, boob check, etc.)

But, but: What is "bra fat"?

1:52 PM  
Blogger katiedid said...

That's so funny, my twins used to do the same thing with the pool, too. And at right around the same age. Must be three year old thing. Too funny.

1:30 PM  
Blogger Maddie said...

Where are you woman?

12:41 PM  
Blogger Janette said...

Where are you chica? I know you are around... i received a Move On thing from you!!!... Update us por favor.

10:58 PM  
Blogger Mon said...

Mari...donde estas?? I miss your posts!!

1:53 AM  

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