Sunday, January 16, 2005

Gasious Clay

Gasious Clay

I have bad gas.

Eat wings and drink beer two nights in a row, and see how fucking horrendous your ass and mouth can act simultaneously.

After a romantic night with my husband, I got out of bed, and went:
"PWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW" ::giggle giggle:: then... "Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrp".

His response:
"Jeesus Christ! WHAT the FUUUUUCK?!"

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