Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Note to self

Note to self:
Don't ever eat your BBQed Carolina shredded pork while watching movies such as Saw, again.

You Moron. Didn't you figure that tons of blood and gore would be involved? Next time make chicken pot pies or something that doesn't have red blood-like substance floating around in your plate.

4 Comments:

Anonymous sarcastic journalist said...

You watched "SAW" while eating pulled pork?

I sat in the same room while it was on, not even watching, and that was enough for me.

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Autumn said...

Ok. So this is not a movie for my 12 year old son? He wants to see it and I'm like "you're retarded enough, don't ya think?"

11:55 PM  
Blogger Caro said...

yesterday my "not to self" was: dont become an unwed mother.

all in all, i think we have some solid advice for the world.

we should go out on tours and preach the word....no bbq carolina shredded pork while watching gorey horror movie such as Saw and do not become an unwed mother, huzzah!

2:25 PM  
Blogger Caro said...

well on that day i went out with my uncle and his 4 children and came out of it making a "note to self: dont be an unwed mother" it made me laugh that that popped into my head, yet still a valid note.

4:23 PM  

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