Silly Thought of the day

I am sitting here, thinking about how much baby bottle liners
resemble condoms.

Talk amongst ya selves.


Silly action of the day

Is it bad that I had my mother in law sneak me over 6 homemade chocolate chip cookies this morning? And that I am eating them with my hand over my mouth around the corner from my son? And also, that by the time Mya comes home, there will be none to share?

They ate almost half a batch yesterday. I deserve goodies too, godamnit.

Talk amongst ya selves.