Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Twat Ebay people and other stuff

I haven't been up to much this week.

Other than bleeding like someone stabbed me with a pitchfork in my nether regions, feeling like I have lost a pint of blood, feeling depressed, and fighting with Ebay sellers- my life is just dandy.

I wrote this woman, actually, I ASKED this woman about her pinup girl creations on Ebay. She sells them pretty high priced and I clicked that "ask seller a question" link, thinking that my question would be posted on her site. I asked her if she was planning on selling her items cheaper because I figured if she sold them cheaper, she would sell more of them since they are in demand at this point in time.

You know what this C U Next Tuesday wrote to me in email? She wrote me this :
I appreciate your taking your time to make your "suggestion" but
this particular dress has been selling like hot cakes...
You must also understand individual craftsmanship - this is not the usual off the
rack you> are used to buying.
If you do not understand this, I cannot
help you.
I am currently over my head in orders primarily due to repeat
clients coming back to purchase various dresses in different colors. If
you are employed, you can afford my dresses. I will be offering items
at a later date at a lower price point. Perhaps you should get a job somewhere other than McDonald's that makes a little more than minimum wage, that way you might be able to save up for maybe one? ... just a little suggestion


Ehem. So I went all ghetto bitch on her ass. I wrote her this:
Wow, do you speak to everyone who sends you a note with such nastiness? I didn't have an ounce of nastiness in my tone to you. I was simply suggesting something that I noticed you sold them over priced, and I was wondering if you sold them cheaper.

Doesn't seem like too many people are buying from you. I was offering you a way to make more money. Being that this style is in such high demand, I wondered if you sold less than $200 worth of CLOTH.

With an attitude like yours, why would I want to purchase anything from you? You make gorgeous clothing, but your attitude and your inside wreaks of ugliness.

I do have a job, honey bunches I am a writer. I don't have to sell on Ebay and rip people off.

I also know what it's like to want pretty things and not be able to afford them, much like many people I do know, who DO HAVE JOBS and work for more than minimum wage.

My other "suggestion" would be to get a real job other than sell things on Ebay. Preferably working with people, so you will learn how to talk to them when they make simple suggestions.

Sincerely,
Sending you the bird and an up yours.


Ok, I told her I was an author. But I wasn't lying. Right? I mean I am writing my first book, no matter what the fuck it is supposed to be, because I am in limbo doing all of that. But that's besides the point. Here is the next episode email from the CUNT:
Don't assume anything about my life, I won't assume anything about
yours. For your info I am a stay at home mom with two jobs and loving
it. An author is not a "real" job so get off your high horse and stop
insulting people, making assumptions, and rude suggestions to people
you don't know. Just to remind you... "tone" is impossible to
communicate to through email but the content of yours was just not
called for.


What an ass is all I can say. Why do women feel the need to go "I AM A STAY AT HOME MOM! I AM SUPER WOMAN YOU ARE NOT". FUCK YOU. I am a stay at home mom you TWAT. Shows what she knows that fucktard. So this is my response:
LMFAO!
Hey honey, I didn't say anything nasty and make assumptions. You were the one
assuming and making an ass out of you. Not Me.
And an author is a real job.
By the way, my first job is a STAY AT HOME MOM. So I know all about that. Don't go all high and mighty and act like you know what I do and who I am by my email asking you for pricing. Stop assuming. Again, making an ass out of you. NOT ME.

You were the one, may I remind you, saying I should get a job that makes more than minimum wage working at McDonald's. You attacked me. Not the opposite.

And high horse? I don't sell overpriced CLOTH on Ebay as a living. Remember. You were the one telling me, again, to get something more than a minimum wage job so that I could AFFORD your CLOTH.

Oh, and I can tell someone's "tone" when they send me a nasty email, such as yours. I have all the copies, maybe you should reread. I am sure Ebay would love to.


So. Um yea. FUCK her. Her and her little reproduction business on Ebay. The Ebay clothes she makes that I am too poor to buy.

She then wrote this (I know you're sick of this already but keep reading and pretending you give two rat's asses about stay at home mom's and their cattiness):
Don't you think I deserve to set prices on my items? I know how many
hours it takes to produce one of these and I have no problem selling
them and having people come back for more more more- so if you can't afford it,
you should keep your smart ass comments to your self.

Stop harassing me or I will report you to ebay. Go write a Harlequin
Romance or what ever it is you write.


Ok KUNT and PAT. (hint hint hint).

I don't write harlequin romances. I write about being a stay at home mother, moron.
When you wrote me back the first initial email, I was shocked. All I wanted was to post a question on the item #'s site. You told me to "get a job that makes more than minimum wage"... you were the one that began insulting me. I simply defended myself.



Hey KAT. Lemme ask you something. When I write my first fucking book, and I wanna buy some nice retro clothes to go with my nice new retro shoes, who should I buy from? Because it ain't gonna be your NASTY ass.

Want her ebay name?? I bet you do. Ask me and I won't be shy about telling. I am nice however, and the fact that she feeds her little children's mouths with her pricey reproductions of Marilyn Monroe dresses makes me so sad for her. So I won't ruin her little "business" on the internet. Her little trailer business that she runs while sucking dick on the side for canned goods.

16 Comments:

Anonymous shaunacat said...

OMG I want to know! ME ME ME!!!

12:48 PM  
Blogger Mariposa said...

KatandPat :) Nastiest twat I ever met on Ebay.

1:56 PM  
Blogger Desiree said...

what a bitch!! I woulda wanted to find her damn address and go psycho on her! Ugh. what a bitch!

4:35 PM  
Blogger Alisa Lynn Valdes said...

So glad to know "author" isn't a real job. Guess I better find another line of work.

4:42 PM  
Blogger Mariposa said...

I know, right? I guess making clothes on Ebay is a "real job". LMFAO! Hey, it gave me a laugh for this week!

4:57 PM  
Blogger Mon said...

Que coraje! So innappropriate, not to mention unprofessional.

Earlier this week, I got an comment from someone making assumptions, too...I was like, "whaaattt????" Some people like to hide behind the anonymity of the internet and use that to be rude.

12:35 AM  
Blogger Karla said...

WTF?????? You should report her to ebay or even better give all of the sucias her email address and we will send her "nice" messages.

9:36 AM  
Blogger jamwall said...

check out the feedback forum for that ebay seller: http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=katandpat&items=25&page=8&frompage=-1&iid=-1&de=off

you're not the only one who has had run-ins with this person. page through the feedback section. she generally gets good reviews, but she has some MAJOR pissing matches with a variety of buyers. lotta name-calling, and a VERY condescending tone. if she's married, i pity the poor bastard that has to crawl into the same bed with her.

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Suzanne said...

What a huge bitch! I would report her to Ebay, who cares if she loses her business and can't feed her kids. They can go live with one of their dads and be better off than living with that whacko.

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Mama Trini said...

She is from Canada. What do you expect?

4:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dios mio, some ppl are so rude, ive had experiences like this too, u know the ppl who follow u in stores? forget her an author is an extremely distiguished job

6:21 PM  
Blogger Mariposa said...

Hey Jamwall... I checked out her ebay feedback you sent me, good looking out dude!
I also sent her another letter... not starting trouble, I swear. But because I needed to get the last word and tell her that she is full of SHIT. Any future comments or emails I will post on here.

6:26 PM  
Blogger jamwall said...

she's the dress nazi!

11:47 PM  
Blogger Mariposa said...

She said to me "You are soo JELOUS" blah blah blah. ANd went on to be nasty as she wanna be.

I said to her "Are all trailer park seamstresses from Canada as nasty as you are? Or are you just setting a bad example for them?"

Then I reported her. And then I blocked her insane ass from my email.

11:59 PM  
Blogger Mariposa said...

oh yea, and i said "JEALOUS" has an "a". Learn to spell moron.

12:00 AM  
Blogger jamwall said...

wow...psychos like that only arrive once in a lifetime! you've been priveledged to run across a canadian psycho!

6:23 PM  

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